rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via departured)

— 3 days ago with 248563 notes

confirmance:

when people that were rude to you ask you for a favor

image

(via joshpeck)

— 3 days ago with 13699 notes

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 3 days ago with 613924 notes
"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"
— 4 days ago with 49462 notes

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

(via seanp0donnell)

— 4 days ago with 224375 notes